garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
well I can't set my house on fire every night
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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