Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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