I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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