the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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