Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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