we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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