It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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