This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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