those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We left the knife in your bed.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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