If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
