Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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