is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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