i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
is wine microwaveable?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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