She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
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