I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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