Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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