I bet he comes in French.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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