let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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