Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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