She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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