I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
