do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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