so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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