tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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