dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
tell me about the fingering
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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