I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
You pole danced in your parka.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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