if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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