Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Do you still have your period?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
