But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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