I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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