Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
im six kinds of drunk right now
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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