Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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