so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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