so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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