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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
