he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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