So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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