Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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