Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
