If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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