Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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