So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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