He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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