All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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