Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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