do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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