I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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