You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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