I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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