so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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