I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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